Why did the cow go to outer space?
To visit the chicken planet!
Why did the chicken go to outer space?
To prove the cow it was not the only “astronaut” on the farm.
But when they got there, they realized they couldn’t find their way back home. They were lost in the vastness of space, floating aimlessly among the stars.
The cow thought for a moment and said: “I know, let’s ask the aliens for directions!”
The chicken replied: “Great idea! But wait, do aliens speak ‘moo’ or ‘cluck’?”
The cow responded: “Don’t worry, I’ll just use my udder-ground communications.”
But as luck would have it, they were eventually rescued by a UFO from a planet of cows and chickens who had formed an intergalactic federation of bovine and avian civilizations, and they were welcomed as heroes for being the first of their kind to make contact with other worlds. They live happily ever after, exploring the galaxy and sharing their farming knowledge with other species.