“Animals have always been a source of amusement and inspiration for humans. From the silly antics of monkeys to the grace of lions, animals never fail to make us laugh and smile. With that in mind, we’ve compiled a list of 28 short jokes about animals that are sure to bring a chuckle to your day. From chickens crossing playgrounds to elephants using computers, these jokes cover a wide variety of animals and are suitable for all ages.”
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Why was the frog feeling down? Because he was a little hopperless.
What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? She was a cheetah.
What do you call a group of hippos? A bloat of hippos.
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
Why do elephants never use computers? They are afraid of the mouse.
Why do elephants never use cell phones? They prefer trunks calls.
What do you call a snake that works for a detective agency? A private constrictor.
What do you call a lion who has swallowed a whole antelope? A full-grown lion.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
What do you call a snake that’s just eaten a rabbit? A python.
How do you know if a crocodile is a vegetarian? It will be wearing a “Gator-ade” t-shirt
What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A purr-amedian.
What do you call a rhinoceros that plays the guitar? An indiemusic-rhino
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a sheep that’s been struck by lightning? A “baaaaaad hair day”
What do you call a shark that plays the guitar? A rock-and-roll-fish
What do you call a snake that’s just eaten a deer? A python
What do you call a lion that’s just eaten a tourist? A “King-size meal”
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A “moo-sic band”
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line